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"My plan is to figure out child-proof caps, then move right into hacking."

'Go ahead and laugh, but I lose my keys less frequently than you do.'

'If it 'tells' the time, why do I have to look at it?'

We'll take a carpenter, painter, plumber...

"Mom told me to make my vegetables disapear."

'Every war game scenario I've run has you picking up the check.'

Pranking Zombies

"Why, Ed Dunlop! Didn't you used to be my chief stock picker?"

'Next time you lose the school's keys, please call a locksmith instead of using a blow torch on the door.'

''Willie the Wizard' gets out next week -- get ready to change all the locks.'

'That's the guy - lives on a 'narrow boat!'

'With all the cars being stolen these days, I went out and bought the strongest security system I could afford.'

"I get paid by the word."

'Daddy! Your hammer doesn't work good!'

'I see you opened it yourself, but there'll still be a service charge.'

Coffee Shops of the Old West: "Damn it Zeke! How many times do I have to tell you?? When a customer asks for a double shot...he means Espresso!"

'This should come out just right.'

'I'd like you to install a combination lock on our refrigerator door. . .'

Shark picking lock to diver's cage.

'I didn't realize the locksmithing test would be this tough.'

Prisoner with lots of Locks.

'No Jean, hardly anyone stops to watch us operate the locks any more since Reg introduced his 'pay to view' system...'

'When I said we need to put some magic back into our marriage...'

'This is a really great bar - you have to pick the locks to get in!'

'Wow! This is the third restraining order this week! That's the last time I plan a family reunion.'

'I race around town and rescue people who lock their keys in the car!'

A Pad-Loch

"For the New Year, I've decided to listen more and talk less."

Security.

"He just walked out - right in the middle of our act."

Property of April Fool

"Unlock your imagination."

The neames of hardware items are often hard to remember...'I'm looking for a box of metallic pins about 1 inch long and with a pointed tip with a sort of circular surface?' 'Nails! Aisle 2B'

Key: ' OHHHH, Hubba Hubba.' A Male Key checking out the Centrefold of a Doorknob Lock Magazine

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