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'Wow! This is the third restraining order this week! That's the last time I plan a family reunion.'

'I'm glad you guys could work this out in a reasonable manner.'

Nelson Mandela in despair over the crime rates in SA.

"They're having a fight over how best to handle client conflict."

Wedding Day Itinerary.

Armed forces waiting with nothing to do.

"I can't even remember what we were fighting about."

Juniors Baby Sitting Service.

Human rights

"The session isn't quite going to plan."

The problem is, too many people aren't the least bit particular about their arrows.

"Perhaps we got off on the wrong paw."

"World War III? Hmm. O.K., but, remember, nobody gets hurt."

A world divided by the war

'So we're agreed: we'll go to mediation.'

'How long have you been fighting?'

"This is our new head of conflict resolution."

“I’m robbing the Sheriff of Nottingham’s coach at ten-thirty. Then yoga at noon. Followed by my bassoon lesson. The baguette is for lunch.”

'Negotiating skills need fine tuning.'

We'll take a carpenter, painter, plumber...

"Tell me, how long have you been having these feelings of inadequacy?"

A neutral observer.

Cat holds sign that says 'come over here', dog holds a sign that says 'how?'

The Arab Autumn

Aleppo vs. Russia

"What would happen if you put down your weapon and tried to work things out peacefully?"

"Negotiations are progressing. No one's made a gratuitous personal attack in 12 minutes."

Warring parents

'A mediator hasn't worked, so I brought in everyone's moms.'

Restorative Justice Victim's Revenge.

'Someone come and mediate our argument about mediation!'

"I'm sorry I hurt your feelings. Here, try this."

'The only side I take in an argument here is this side of the door.'