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'A mediator hasn't worked, so I brought in everyone's moms.'

'So we're agreed: we'll go to mediation.'

Dialogue

Restorative Justice Victim's Revenge.

'Now's a good time to get a feel for your negotiating skills.'

'Negotiating skills need fine tuning.'

Without early resolution, conflict can take on a disproportionate life of it's own..

Negotiating Skills for Beginners.

'I'm glad you guys could work this out in a reasonable manner.'

Human rights

Nelson Mandela in despair over the crime rates in SA.

'They were identical twins until Jim joined the army and John joined the Peace Corps.'

"I'm sorry I hurt your feelings. Here, try this."

'What you're saying basically is that you and Bob do not seem to see eye to eye...'

Tug-of-Limited-Hostility: "The ground rules: Pull for three seconds, then discuss it for a while. Pull and discuss, pull and discuss..."

'Separate cheques?'

Love! - Peace! - "This is my corner, you @#!*!#!"

"The session isn't quite going to plan."

Ok you're right about everything, and whatever I've done, I'm sorry..

Armed forces waiting with nothing to do.

Nuclear warhead with the flower inside

Polar Sovereignty?

"All I said was we completely agree with all of your proposals."

"Hey, jackass! Keep it down, you inconsiderate jerk! And stay safe and healthy during these difficult times!"

"The neighbours have had another row. Don't worry,they'll make up, they always do."

The peace talks collapsed when the dogs insisted the sandbox had to go out in the hall.

'It's going to be one of those days...just nod and agree with everything.'

'I'm being a good boy for the sake their marriage.'

"Quit picking fights with everyone."

'Looks like road rage to me!'

'I hope you're going to come quietly.'

'Howard, all he asked was, 'Is everything all right?'.'

"I'm sure if you two tried, you'd find all kinds of points of contact."

The problem is, too many people aren't the least bit particular about their arrows.

"This non-confrontational setting is making me edgy."