Political Peacekeeper T-Shirts

BipartiSanta.

"Well, when we first came here, this was Tibet, but I haven't paid much attention to politics lately."

"The drinks cost the same, we just don't talk about Trump."

'I'm glad you guys could work this out in a reasonable manner.'

Nelson Mandela in despair over the crime rates in SA.

Wedding Day Itinerary.

Israel/Palestine Conflict

Armed forces waiting with nothing to do.

UNFADED GLORY

"I can't even remember what we were fighting about."

Dog ignores angry cat.

Human rights

"The session isn't quite going to plan."

The problem is, too many people aren't the least bit particular about their arrows.

"Do you ever have days when you can't seem to rise above petty politics?"

"Perhaps we got off on the wrong paw."

We have a dream....

"World War III? Hmm. O.K., but, remember, nobody gets hurt."

'So we're agreed: we'll go to mediation.'

'How long have you been fighting?'

Earth and war

"This is our new head of conflict resolution."

'Here, William, take this - the G8 has chosen you to nip over for a one-to-one with Assad...'

'Negotiating skills need fine tuning.'

"Tell me, how long have you been having these feelings of inadequacy?"

'There goes JB, still unflappable.'

"Negotiations are progressing. No one's made a gratuitous personal attack in 12 minutes."

Aleppo vs. Russia

Warring parents

'He's a changed man since the heart transplant. It came form a liberal.'

'This makes things very messy. He's claiming he programmed the lunchroom toaster to do muffins.'

A neutral observer.

The Arab Autumn

"Think of global warming! The temperatures will raise by two degrees within the next 100 years! We've got to buy swimming trunks, t-shirts and sun tan for the baby!"

Cat holds sign that says 'come over here', dog holds a sign that says 'how?'