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"Oh, for heaven's sake. Use the spray!"

"Would this work on a husband and a TV remote?"

'I'm glad you guys could work this out in a reasonable manner.'

"There was no other choice, Mom. It was a double dog dare."

Nelson Mandela in despair over the crime rates in SA.

Wedding Day Itinerary.

'Never mind about buying that trampoline. I love your new bed!'

Armed forces waiting with nothing to do.

Dog ignores angry cat.

"I can't even remember what we were fighting about."

Human rights

"The session isn't quite going to plan."

The problem is, too many people aren't the least bit particular about their arrows.

"World War III? Hmm. O.K., but, remember, nobody gets hurt."

"Do you ever have days when you can't seem to rise above petty politics?"

"Perhaps we got off on the wrong paw."

'So we're agreed: we'll go to mediation.'

'How long have you been fighting?'

Thanksgiving Family Get-Togethers

"This is our new head of conflict resolution."

'Negotiating skills need fine tuning.'

Warring parents

Aleppo vs. Russia

Cat holds sign that says 'come over here', dog holds a sign that says 'how?'

"Negotiations are progressing. No one's made a gratuitous personal attack in 12 minutes."

The Arab Autumn

"I don’t see how confirming who I like best will help this situation."

A neutral observer.

'This makes things very messy. He's claiming he programmed the lunchroom toaster to do muffins.'

'A mediator hasn't worked, so I brought in everyone's moms.'

Restorative Justice Victim's Revenge.

"I'm sorry I hurt your feelings. Here, try this."