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"Can you please be quiet for a few minutes?"

'I'm glad you guys could work this out in a reasonable manner.'

"There was no other choice, Mom. It was a double dog dare."

Nelson Mandela in despair over the crime rates in SA.

Wedding Day Itinerary.

'Never mind about buying that trampoline. I love your new bed!'

"Careful. That house has a taser."

Armed forces waiting with nothing to do.

Dog ignores angry cat.

"I can't even remember what we were fighting about."

Human rights

"The session isn't quite going to plan."

The problem is, too many people aren't the least bit particular about their arrows.

"World War III? Hmm. O.K., but, remember, nobody gets hurt."

"Not tonight, Jon. I have to clean for the cleaning lady."

"Perhaps we got off on the wrong paw."

"Beware of God"

"Do you ever have days when you can't seem to rise above petty politics?"

'So we're agreed: we'll go to mediation.'

Thanksgiving Family Get-Togethers

"This is our new head of conflict resolution."

'Negotiating skills need fine tuning.'

Whack-A-Chore: "You play it all day, every day, until you can't anymore."

Warring parents

The Arab Autumn

"Negotiations are progressing. No one's made a gratuitous personal attack in 12 minutes."

A neutral observer.

"I don’t see how confirming who I like best will help this situation."

'This makes things very messy. He's claiming he programmed the lunchroom toaster to do muffins.'

Cat holds sign that says 'come over here', dog holds a sign that says 'how?'

Aleppo vs. Russia

'A mediator hasn't worked, so I brought in everyone's moms.'

Restorative Justice Victim's Revenge.