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'Let's face it Mabel, the time has come for a visit to Marriage Guidance. . .'

'I'm glad you guys could work this out in a reasonable manner.'

"There was no other choice, Mom. It was a double dog dare."

Nelson Mandela in despair over the crime rates in SA.

Israel/Palestine Conflict

Wedding Day Itinerary.

'Never mind about buying that trampoline. I love your new bed!'

Armed forces waiting with nothing to do.

UNFADED GLORY

"I can't even remember what we were fighting about."

Human rights

"The session isn't quite going to plan."

The problem is, too many people aren't the least bit particular about their arrows.

"Why can’t this count as ‘date night’?"

"Do you ever have days when you can't seem to rise above petty politics?"

"World War III? Hmm. O.K., but, remember, nobody gets hurt."

"Perhaps we got off on the wrong paw."

'So we're agreed: we'll go to mediation.'

Fishing 'Just what the Hell IS your problem lady??'

'How long have you been fighting?'

"This is our new head of conflict resolution."

Thanksgiving Family Get-Togethers

Earth and war

"That's for staying married for thirty-five years to a difficult woman."

'Here, William, take this - the G8 has chosen you to nip over for a one-to-one with Assad...'

'Negotiating skills need fine tuning.'

"I need a more interactive you."

"Tell me, how long have you been having these feelings of inadequacy?"

"I don’t see how confirming who I like best will help this situation."

Warring parents

A neutral observer.

The Arab Autumn

Aleppo vs. Russia