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'Let's face it Mabel, the time has come for a visit to Marriage Guidance. . .'

'I'm glad you guys could work this out in a reasonable manner.'

"There was no other choice, Mom. It was a double dog dare."

Nelson Mandela in despair over the crime rates in SA.

Israel/Palestine Conflict

"That's the last time I'm going to allow politics to be discussed in the office."

Wedding Day Itinerary.

Home Sweet Home

'Never mind about buying that trampoline. I love your new bed!'

Armed forces waiting with nothing to do.

"I can't even remember what we were fighting about."

UNFADED GLORY

Human rights

"The session isn't quite going to plan."

The problem is, too many people aren't the least bit particular about their arrows.

"Perhaps we got off on the wrong paw."

"Do you ever have days when you can't seem to rise above petty politics?"

"World War III? Hmm. O.K., but, remember, nobody gets hurt."

"Why can’t this count as ‘date night’?"

'So we're agreed: we'll go to mediation.'

Fishing 'Just what the Hell IS your problem lady??'

'How long have you been fighting?'

Earth and war

Thanksgiving Family Get-Togethers

"This is our new head of conflict resolution."

'Here, William, take this - the G8 has chosen you to nip over for a one-to-one with Assad...'

"That's for staying married for thirty-five years to a difficult woman."

Uncle Mort, you fought in Korea, right? You think that war will start up again? Not if I can help it. It was the morning of July 27, nineteen hundred and fifty-three. I was pinned down on Pork Chop Hill. My bazooka had run out of ammo. All I could find to load into it was a stuffed panda bear. I loaded it and fired that bear into the maw of the enemy. It struck one of them atop the noggin. Moments later, the armistice was signed. Every July 27th, I awaken at dawn and chuck that same panda at the

'Negotiating skills need fine tuning.'

"I need a more interactive you."

"Tell me, how long have you been having these feelings of inadequacy?"

The Arab Autumn

A neutral observer.

"I don’t see how confirming who I like best will help this situation."

Aleppo vs. Russia