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"I'm not yelling at you, I'm yelling with you."

'Please come in before you catch your death!'

'Right! That's bloody it! I'm calling for the wife-whisperer.'

"Let's be considerate of your wife's opinion and discuss her point that you're an idiot."

"My granddaughter's first words to me were 'OK, Boomer.' I have no idea what that even means."

"Some day, son, all this will be your ex-wife's."

'Please make us instruments of Thy peace, starting with Bucky Sims.'

"According to this article, snoring can result in justifiable homicide."

"I know we've had our differences in the past but if you scratch behind my ears I'll show you where the catnip is kept."

"He keeps reissuing everything I take issue with."

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'This rift between you and Dr. Voight has become a chasm.'

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'King Solomon had seven hundred wives, Ed, and you just have the one. Surely you can work out your differences.'

"Granberry, you're about to suffer a near-death experience!"

"Hey, you guys, don't you remember? The big word here is 'compromise.' "

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"I thought we swore never to go to bed angry."

'Do you want to reschedule? Normally he has a magnetic personality, but today he seems to have reversed polarity.'

"Why can't you ever relax at parties?"

"Go ask your mother ... and I'll tell you why she's wrong."

"God help us, it's that guy."

"I thought we agreed that the dining room was a buffer zone."

"We need to work on our people-friendly image you jackass."

'This isn't Armageddon... it's a bar brawl on a Saturday night. Let Pestilence read the map.'

"We're too tired to argue. Let's let Siri and Alexa handle this for us."

"Well, so far I'm managing to stay above the fray."

"Listen up and listen up good, 'cause I'm only going to say this a million times."

'I agreed to a relationship coach, not a referee.'

'I'd like three dozen friendship cards -- this war has gone on long enough.'

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'Whenever he feels under attack, he calls for backup.'