Peacemaker T-Shirts

"Hey, you guys, don't you remember? The big word here is 'compromise.' "

Truce.

Right-thinking people against wrong-thinking people

'I'm hoping this is just a negotiating tactic.'

'Violence never accomplishes anything, son. The goal of all civilized people is the out-of-court-settlement.'

"Let's really throw our opponents a curve ball by agreeing to work with them!"

"Get ready to duck...we're caught in a departmental crossfire."

'This rift between you and Dr. Voight has become a chasm.'

"Tell the general that I see a potential weakness in the enemy line."

'Basically we show you how to listen to what the other person says, then you explain, in a calm polite manner, how stupid he is."

Pope Francis I

Netanyahu caricature.

'I'd like three dozen friendship cards -- this war has gone on long enough.'

A possible way to prevent wars: Metal detectors.

Give peace a chance: 'It's been done.'

'We're going to resolve every conflict in the company right now.'

Archers.

"This looks like a tough crowd for my Conflict Resolution speech."

Fragile ceasefire

"What part of 'keep it bipartisan' didn’t you understand?"

"She started it."

"I know we've had our differences in the past but if you scratch behind my ears I'll show you where the catnip is kept."

Gaza escalation

War or Peace?

Peace on Earth

Gun with an olive branch on it.

Stopping War

Syria agrees to ceasefire agreed by Russia and USA

Peace.

He started it! (Israel vs Palestine)

'King Solomon had seven hundred wives, Ed, and you just have the one. Surely you can work out your differences.'

War & Peace in the Library

"Grandpa, my teacher says that violence never solves anything."

Roadmap to Peace

'They get along fine as long as they avoid politics and religion.'