Peacemaker Gifts

"Hey, you guys, don't you remember? The big word here is 'compromise.' "

Truce.

Right-thinking people against wrong-thinking people

'Violence never accomplishes anything, son. The goal of all civilized people is the out-of-court-settlement.'

'I'm hoping this is just a negotiating tactic.'

"Let's really throw our opponents a curve ball by agreeing to work with them!"

"Get ready to duck...we're caught in a departmental crossfire."

National Mediators Society. Push. Pull.

Netanyahu caricature.

'I'd like three dozen friendship cards -- this war has gone on long enough.'

A possible way to prevent wars: Metal detectors.

Pope Francis I

Give peace a chance: 'It's been done.'

'Basically we show you how to listen to what the other person says, then you explain, in a calm polite manner, how stupid he is."

"Tell the general that I see a potential weakness in the enemy line."

Archers.

'We're going to resolve every conflict in the company right now.'

'This rift between you and Dr. Voight has become a chasm.'

"This looks like a tough crowd for my Conflict Resolution speech."

'They get along fine as long as they avoid politics and religion.'

Fragile ceasefire

"What part of 'keep it bipartisan' didn’t you understand?"

"I know we've had our differences in the past but if you scratch behind my ears I'll show you where the catnip is kept."

Gaza escalation

Ask Doctor Ernie. Dear Doctor Ernie, How do you mediate a dispute between two egotists? Get them to see "I" to "I."

"Put your mitts up sir and prepare for a THRASHING!"

"Does that formula really still work?"

A policeman and protester in the same family.

Stop being stubborn and shake hands ... C'mon guys, reach across the isle!

Roadmap to Peace

"Grandpa, my teacher says that violence never solves anything."

Peace on Earth

Gun with an olive branch on it.

He started it! (Israel vs Palestine)

Peace.