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'Edgar!! You told me you had to work this Mother's Day!! You're in big trouble, young man!!'

"My granddaughter's first words to me were 'OK, Boomer.' I have no idea what that even means."

'Please make us instruments of Thy peace, starting with Bucky Sims.'

Israel/Palestine Conflict

"I think we'd make a good team!"

"I know we've had our differences in the past but if you scratch behind my ears I'll show you where the catnip is kept."

"He keeps reissuing everything I take issue with."

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'This rift between you and Dr. Voight has become a chasm.'

'Wouldn't it be cheaper to apologise to the Middle East?'

Noise Pollution

We have a dream....

'King Solomon had seven hundred wives, Ed, and you just have the one. Surely you can work out your differences.'

"Hey, you guys, don't you remember? The big word here is 'compromise.' "

Right-thinking people against wrong-thinking people

"Why can't you ever relax at parties?"

'Do you want to reschedule? Normally he has a magnetic personality, but today he seems to have reversed polarity.'

'This isn't Armageddon... it's a bar brawl on a Saturday night. Let Pestilence read the map.'

"I thought we agreed that the dining room was a buffer zone."

"Go ask your mother ... and I'll tell you why she's wrong."

A divided world.

"God help us, it's that guy."

"Listen up and listen up good, 'cause I'm only going to say this a million times."

'I'd like three dozen friendship cards -- this war has gone on long enough.'

"What part of 'keep it bipartisan' didn’t you understand?"

Middleast Peace

Gaza escalation

Unsettlements.

Meeting between USA and North Korea

'See?! The Israelis Are The Savage Ones.'

"All parents fight."

'Thank God, no tasers in my day!'

Munich Security Conference