Political Peacemaker T-Shirts

'My mom's a Democrat, my dad's a Republican, and I'm a bipartisan effort.'

'Remember, our hosts are from a swing state, so no political babble or they may snap!'

Help Wanted: Uniter

'Thank you, Reverend. We loved you sermon on ending partisan gridlock in Washington.'

'She gets people on her side by not taking a side.'

New Israeli Coalition

"I never talk politics anymore. It always gets so politicized!"

"Politics is ruining your marriage? I can help...I'm a registered Independent!"

"And the mighty elephant said to the donkey, let us work together...so, they put politics aside and got things done together...all of America rejoiced!"

The bringer of peace.

Church sign.

Fishing for Peace.

"I can't get political right now—my employer's in the car with me."

We have a dream....

Bridging the Partisan Divide

"My granddaughter's first words to me were 'OK, Boomer.' I have no idea what that even means."

'Please make us instruments of Thy peace, starting with Bucky Sims.'

Israel/Palestine Conflict

"I think we'd make a good team!"

"I know we've had our differences in the past but if you scratch behind my ears I'll show you where the catnip is kept."

"He keeps reissuing everything I take issue with."

Self-Help Books Families for Lockdown

'This rift between you and Dr. Voight has become a chasm.'

'Wouldn't it be cheaper to apologise to the Middle East?'

Noise Pollution

'King Solomon had seven hundred wives, Ed, and you just have the one. Surely you can work out your differences.'

"Hey, you guys, don't you remember? The big word here is 'compromise.' "

Right-thinking people against wrong-thinking people

"Why can't you ever relax at parties?"

'Do you want to reschedule? Normally he has a magnetic personality, but today he seems to have reversed polarity.'

"I thought we agreed that the dining room was a buffer zone."

A divided world.

"God help us, it's that guy."

'This isn't Armageddon... it's a bar brawl on a Saturday night. Let Pestilence read the map.'

"Go ask your mother ... and I'll tell you why she's wrong."