Peacemaker Wannabe T-Shirts

Ahmadinejad talking peace.

Middle East Peace Process.

Obama-Middle East.

'Please make us instruments of Thy peace, starting with Bucky Sims.'

Israel/Palestine Conflict

"I think we'd make a good team!"

"I know we've had our differences in the past but if you scratch behind my ears I'll show you where the catnip is kept."

"He keeps reissuing everything I take issue with."

'This rift between you and Dr. Voight has become a chasm.'

'Wouldn't it be cheaper to apologise to the Middle East?'

Noise Pollution

'King Solomon had seven hundred wives, Ed, and you just have the one. Surely you can work out your differences.'

We have a dream....

"Hey, you guys, don't you remember? The big word here is 'compromise.' "

Right-thinking people against wrong-thinking people

"Why can't you ever relax at parties?"

'Do you want to reschedule? Normally he has a magnetic personality, but today he seems to have reversed polarity.'

"God help us, it's that guy."

'This isn't Armageddon... it's a bar brawl on a Saturday night. Let Pestilence read the map.'

A divided world.

'I'd like three dozen friendship cards -- this war has gone on long enough.'

'See?! The Israelis Are The Savage Ones.'

"What part of 'keep it bipartisan' didn’t you understand?"

Unsettlements.

Munich Security Conference

'Thank God, no tasers in my day!'

Meeting between USA and North Korea

Gaza escalation

Middleast Peace

Boss

Macron and Putin Talk

"I'm on Facebook, dear. Do we want to friend this revolution?"

Liberia is left behind by a car guided by the 'Road Map To Peace'

'Hang on Darling, charging blindly is not the answer to everything: Let's try diplomacy...'

"I'd like to get something for my wife. Do you have any olive branches?"