Peacemaker Wannabe Gifts

Ahmadinejad talking peace.

Obama-Middle East.

'Please make us instruments of Thy peace, starting with Bucky Sims.'

Israel/Palestine Conflict

"I think we'd make a good team!"

"I know we've had our differences in the past but if you scratch behind my ears I'll show you where the catnip is kept."

"He keeps reissuing everything I take issue with."

'This rift between you and Dr. Voight has become a chasm.'

Noise Pollution

'Wouldn't it be cheaper to apologise to the Middle East?'

We have a dream....

'King Solomon had seven hundred wives, Ed, and you just have the one. Surely you can work out your differences.'

"Hey, you guys, don't you remember? The big word here is 'compromise.' "

Right-thinking people against wrong-thinking people

"Why can't you ever relax at parties?"

'Do you want to reschedule? Normally he has a magnetic personality, but today he seems to have reversed polarity.'

"God help us, it's that guy."

'This isn't Armageddon... it's a bar brawl on a Saturday night. Let Pestilence read the map.'

A divided world.

'I'd like three dozen friendship cards -- this war has gone on long enough.'

Meeting between USA and North Korea

'Thank God, no tasers in my day!'

'See?! The Israelis Are The Savage Ones.'

Unsettlements.

Munich Security Conference

Middleast Peace

Gaza escalation

Macron and Putin Talk

"What part of 'keep it bipartisan' didn’t you understand?"

"I'd like to get something for my wife. Do you have any olive branches?"

Fishing for Peace.

Liberia is left behind by a car guided by the 'Road Map To Peace'

World peace...Guns 'R' Us

'Hang on Darling, charging blindly is not the answer to everything: Let's try diplomacy...'

"There seems to be a difference of opinion as to how to implement the co-operative learning program!"