Creative Peacemaker Gifts

(...my plan for world peace)

'Please make us instruments of Thy peace, starting with Bucky Sims.'

Israel/Palestine Conflict

"What colour do you have to get before the big kids leave you alone?"

"I think we'd make a good team!"

"I know we've had our differences in the past but if you scratch behind my ears I'll show you where the catnip is kept."

"He keeps reissuing everything I take issue with."

'This rift between you and Dr. Voight has become a chasm.'

Noise Pollution

'Wouldn't it be cheaper to apologise to the Middle East?'

'King Solomon had seven hundred wives, Ed, and you just have the one. Surely you can work out your differences.'

"Granberry, you're about to suffer a near-death experience!"

Right-thinking people against wrong-thinking people

"Hey, you guys, don't you remember? The big word here is 'compromise.' "

"Why can't you ever relax at parties?"

'Do you want to reschedule? Normally he has a magnetic personality, but today he seems to have reversed polarity.'

'This isn't Armageddon... it's a bar brawl on a Saturday night. Let Pestilence read the map.'

"We need to work on our people-friendly image you jackass."

A divided world.

"God help us, it's that guy."

"Well, so far I'm managing to stay above the fray."

'I'd like three dozen friendship cards -- this war has gone on long enough.'

Middle East Peace Process.

"What part of 'keep it bipartisan' didn’t you understand?"

Meeting between USA and North Korea

Gaza escalation

Unsettlements.

'See?! The Israelis Are The Savage Ones.'

Macron and Putin Talk

Interfaith dialogue

Munich Security Conference

Middleast Peace

Boss

'Thank God, no tasers in my day!'

World peace...Guns 'R' Us