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"I'd like to get something for my wife. Do you have any olive branches?"

Peace Offering

"My granddaughter's first words to me were 'OK, Boomer.' I have no idea what that even means."

'This might be the common ground we've been looking for.'

'Please make us instruments of Thy peace, starting with Bucky Sims.'

"I think we'd make a good team!"

"I know we've had our differences in the past but if you scratch behind my ears I'll show you where the catnip is kept."

"He keeps reissuing everything I take issue with."

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'This rift between you and Dr. Voight has become a chasm.'

'Wouldn't it be cheaper to apologise to the Middle East?'

We have a dream....

'King Solomon had seven hundred wives, Ed, and you just have the one. Surely you can work out your differences.'

"Hey, you guys, don't you remember? The big word here is 'compromise.' "

Right-thinking people against wrong-thinking people

Fishing 'Just what the Hell IS your problem lady??'

"Why can't you ever relax at parties?"

"Go ask your mother ... and I'll tell you why she's wrong."

"I thought we agreed that the dining room was a buffer zone."

A divided world.

"God help us, it's that guy."

'This isn't Armageddon... it's a bar brawl on a Saturday night. Let Pestilence read the map.'

"Listen up and listen up good, 'cause I'm only going to say this a million times."

'I'd like three dozen friendship cards -- this war has gone on long enough.'

Unsettlements.

'See?! The Israelis Are The Savage Ones.'

"All parents fight."

'Thank God, no tasers in my day!'

Gaza escalation

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Middleast Peace

"What part of 'keep it bipartisan' didn’t you understand?"

"Lately, I've begun to understand - and forgive - my parents."

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