Household Peacekeeper Gifts

"Can you please be quiet for a few minutes?"

'I'm glad you guys could work this out in a reasonable manner.'

"There was no other choice, Mom. It was a double dog dare."

Nelson Mandela in despair over the crime rates in SA.

Wedding Day Itinerary.

"That's the last time I'm going to allow politics to be discussed in the office."

Home Sweet Home

'Never mind about buying that trampoline. I love your new bed!'

"Careful. That house has a taser."

Armed forces waiting with nothing to do.

Dog ignores angry cat.

"I can't even remember what we were fighting about."

Human rights

"The session isn't quite going to plan."

The problem is, too many people aren't the least bit particular about their arrows.

"Beware of God"

"Do you ever have days when you can't seem to rise above petty politics?"

"Not tonight, Jon. I have to clean for the cleaning lady."

"World War III? Hmm. O.K., but, remember, nobody gets hurt."

"Perhaps we got off on the wrong paw."

'So we're agreed: we'll go to mediation.'

Thanksgiving Family Get-Togethers

"This is our new head of conflict resolution."

"We're too tired to argue. Let's let Siri and Alexa handle this for us."

'Negotiating skills need fine tuning.'

Whack-A-Chore: "You play it all day, every day, until you can't anymore."

The Arab Autumn

A neutral observer.

"I don’t see how confirming who I like best will help this situation."

Aleppo vs. Russia

"Negotiations are progressing. No one's made a gratuitous personal attack in 12 minutes."

'This makes things very messy. He's claiming he programmed the lunchroom toaster to do muffins.'

Warring parents

Cat holds sign that says 'come over here', dog holds a sign that says 'how?'

'A mediator hasn't worked, so I brought in everyone's moms.'