Family Peacekeepers Gifts

"I've solved our Thanksgiving dilemma. Here's a catering service with six therapists!"

"My granddaughter's first words to me were 'OK, Boomer.' I have no idea what that even means."

'I'm glad you guys could work this out in a reasonable manner.'

"There was no other choice, Mom. It was a double dog dare."

Nelson Mandela in despair over the crime rates in SA.

'I can't control my anger when people get too close to my kids...'

Wedding Day Itinerary.

'Never mind about buying that trampoline. I love your new bed!'

Self-Help Books Families for Lockdown

Armed forces waiting with nothing to do.

'4 Jello desserts - and, for the love of God, please make them all the same color.' (at restaurant with three kids)

"I can't even remember what we were fighting about."

Dog ignores angry cat.

Human rights

"The session isn't quite going to plan."

The problem is, too many people aren't the least bit particular about their arrows.

"Perhaps we got off on the wrong paw."

"World War III? Hmm. O.K., but, remember, nobody gets hurt."

'So we're agreed: we'll go to mediation.'

'Eddy! Can you check that recall list on the toy website again to see if this swing is included?'

'How long have you been fighting?'

"This is our new head of conflict resolution."

Thanksgiving Family Get-Togethers

"Go ask your mother ... and I'll tell you why she's wrong."

"I thought we agreed that the dining room was a buffer zone."

'Negotiating skills need fine tuning.'

"Listen up and listen up good, 'cause I'm only going to say this a million times."

Cat holds sign that says 'come over here', dog holds a sign that says 'how?'

A neutral observer.

"You got custody of us, mommy, because you're the very best attorney picker."

"All parents fight."

Aleppo vs. Russia

Warring parents