Family Protectors Gifts

Please examine your children's tv before they watch it as mistakes can not afterwards be rectified

Be sure to tell us if the school tries cyberspying again. Ok, mom. It's wrong to snap webcam pics of students. Uh-huh. They shouldn't use computers that way! Besides, it's a waste of time. They could just check the kid's facebook page, What were they thinking?

The AdRams Family no.14 - Filtering the internet for kids

"Don't leave you kids and pets in your hot car."

"There was no other choice, Mom. It was a double dog dare."

'She's a very protectice mother!' - Lifeguard at Christening/Baptism.

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t

'I can't control my anger when people get too close to my kids...'

"Go ahead. This one seems too arrogant."

"Why not stay with your mother and me? The Feds will never find you here."

'I said: Leave my son alone!'

'Eddy! Can you check that recall list on the toy website again to see if this swing is included?'

Thanksgiving Family Get-Togethers

Dating The Daughter Of A Hockey Goalie

"We can't wake her, she's sleepwalking."

'I know you love her and want to protect her. But it's wrong to laminate her.'

"You got custody of us, mommy, because you're the very best attorney picker."

"I don’t see how confirming who I like best will help this situation."

"I never got the chance to be homesick. You tweeted about me 20 times a day."

'Aunt Joan and Uncle Wally took Luci to the emergency room.'

To insure Rodney's safe websurfing, Thelma sets her own parental controls.

Bad Grammar, But Good Pluck.

"I don't want you swimming in the ocean -- it's a toilet that hasn't been flushed in 4 billion years."

'I'm his MOTHER. I KNOW he was safe!'

Family wearing shin guards to protect against the kid in a play car.

I'm teaching my kid how to stay safe online.

"I just decided what my daughter is going to wear to this year's prom."

"My father would never let me marry a boy with a combover."

"See, Timmy? No boogeymen under your bed — they're all out there."

'Dad, there's a whaler under my bed!'

"These family dinners have become a lot friendlier since we started wearing nametags."

Safety is about FAMILY!...

For the Children

"So long, Ma, I'm riding off into the sunset."