Protective Parents Gifts

Dating The Daughter Of A Hockey Goalie

Parents dressing children in protective gear in order to play conkers.

"Sorry we have to leave, but it is 8:30 and our 28 year old is home alone..."

They moved the bus stop further away. Ok. Where is it? "OK"?! They expect me to let my little babies walk 3 whole blocks! Umm

"I kept dropping my phone and cracking the screen. So, my parents bought me a thicker cover."

'Your honor, we find the defendant not guilty, but we sure wouldn't let our daughters go out with him!'

Rapunsel's father sets a trap.

'She's a very protectice mother!' - Lifeguard at Christening/Baptism.

'I can't control my anger when people get too close to my kids...'

"I don't care why you crossed the road! I do care however about "how" you crossed the road: without checking for cars first!"

First Steps

"Why not stay with your mother and me? The Feds will never find you here."

'Honey...you're spoiling that child.'

Snacks for Learners

'It's my mother. She wants to talk to you.'

"I never got the chance to be homesick. You tweeted about me 20 times a day."

License, registration, and some I.D. for the small child watching what appears to be a completely inappropriate PG-13 movie in the back.

"No - wait, I haven't read them all yet..."

Bad Grammar, But Good Pluck.

To insure Rodney's safe websurfing, Thelma sets her own parental controls.

"I don't want you swimming in the ocean -- it's a toilet that hasn't been flushed in 4 billion years."

"My father would never let me marry a boy with a combover."

"See, Timmy? No boogeymen under your bed — they're all out there."

"I just decided what my daughter is going to wear to this year's prom."

'I'm his MOTHER. I KNOW he was safe!'

Family wearing shin guards to protect against the kid in a play car.

"Daddy's still up - I can see him loading his shotgun."

I wish my baby came with suction cups so there was a place to put him while I shower.

"Lawsuits must really be getting out of hand."

I'm teaching my kid how to stay safe online.

"I made this one a mom because she has two eyes behind her head."

Safety is about FAMILY!...

"So long, Ma, I'm riding off into the sunset."

"I'm sorry your son Billy ran away, but there's not much we can do being that he's thirty-four."

'My Mother makes me wear this - It's my name and address in case I get lost.'