Protective Parents Admirer Gifts

"So, Beatriz, what do your parents think of your boyfriend?"

'She's a very protectice mother!' - Lifeguard at Christening/Baptism.

'I can't control my anger when people get too close to my kids...'

'Son, I want you to get out there and play like I've never played before.'

"Why not stay with your mother and me? The Feds will never find you here."

"...My daughter, the model..."

"And this is Joshua, he'll be a hundred and forty-seven months next week."

"I never got the chance to be homesick. You tweeted about me 20 times a day."

"My mom can be a little over-protective ... "

'I'm really tired of hearing about her pious children, the angel food cake.'

'He's about to destroy his first city and you're in a meeting?'

To insure Rodney's safe websurfing, Thelma sets her own parental controls.

Bad Grammar, But Good Pluck.

"See, Timmy? No boogeymen under your bed — they're all out there."

I'm teaching my kid how to stay safe online.

"I just decided what my daughter is going to wear to this year's prom."

'I'm his MOTHER. I KNOW he was safe!'

Family wearing shin guards to protect against the kid in a play car.

'Hey Mum, look what I caught!'

"Grumble all you want, but if you're not wearing your PPE, I won't let you use tools!"

Safety is about FAMILY!...

'My Mother makes me wear this - It's my name and address in case I get lost.'

'Nobody kicks sand in Henry's face!'

'It seems like only yesterday that Sharon was knee high!'

"So long, Ma, I'm riding off into the sunset."

'Your honor, we find the defendant not guilty, but we sure wouldn't let our daughters go out with him!'

'Ms. Evertz, has my mother been snooping around my office again?'

Parents dressing children in protective gear in order to play conkers.

'This way, please. Additional screening required.'

"Listen, kid...I'm doing you a favor... Don't call here again for at least another 10 years."

"I kept dropping my phone and cracking the screen. So, my parents bought me a thicker cover."