Protective Parent Appreciator Gifts

Parental Valentines Day Cards

'She's a very protectice mother!' - Lifeguard at Christening/Baptism.

'I can't control my anger when people get too close to my kids...'

"I'd like to thank my parents and my creditors for making this possible."

"Why not stay with your mother and me? The Feds will never find you here."

Judge, jury and executioner.

"I never got the chance to be homesick. You tweeted about me 20 times a day."

"...My daughter, the model..."

"And this is Joshua, he'll be a hundred and forty-seven months next week."

To insure Rodney's safe websurfing, Thelma sets her own parental controls.

"Oh my, you're a dirty little weasel, aren't you darling?!"

Bad Grammar, But Good Pluck.

Family wearing shin guards to protect against the kid in a play car.

"See, Timmy? No boogeymen under your bed — they're all out there."

'Hey Mum, look what I caught!'

'I'm his MOTHER. I KNOW he was safe!'

"I just decided what my daughter is going to wear to this year's prom."

I'm teaching my kid how to stay safe online.

"This is humiliating. Couldn't you drop me a block from school?"

"Very impressive. Leave it with me. Mommy will get back to you by the week."

Safety is about FAMILY!...

"I'm not surprised that it's a bad school report. Statistics indicate that children get their intelligence from their fathers!"

"Grumble all you want, but if you're not wearing your PPE, I won't let you use tools!"

"So long, Ma, I'm riding off into the sunset."

'Nobody kicks sand in Henry's face!'

'My Mother makes me wear this - It's my name and address in case I get lost.'

'It seems like only yesterday that Sharon was knee high!'

'Your honor, we find the defendant not guilty, but we sure wouldn't let our daughters go out with him!'

'Ms. Evertz, has my mother been snooping around my office again?'

Parents dressing children in protective gear in order to play conkers.

'This way, please. Additional screening required.'