Protective Parent Appreciator Gifts

Parental Valentines Day Cards

'She's a very protectice mother!' - Lifeguard at Christening/Baptism.

'I can't control my anger when people get too close to my kids...'

"I'd like to thank my parents and my creditors for making this possible."

"Why not stay with your mother and me? The Feds will never find you here."

Judge, jury and executioner.

Dating The Daughter Of A Hockey Goalie

"And this is Joshua, he'll be a hundred and forty-seven months next week."

"I never got the chance to be homesick. You tweeted about me 20 times a day."

"...My daughter, the model..."

To insure Rodney's safe websurfing, Thelma sets her own parental controls.

"Oh my, you're a dirty little weasel, aren't you darling?!"

Bad Grammar, But Good Pluck.

I'm teaching my kid how to stay safe online.

Family wearing shin guards to protect against the kid in a play car.

"See, Timmy? No boogeymen under your bed — they're all out there."

"I just decided what my daughter is going to wear to this year's prom."

'I'm his MOTHER. I KNOW he was safe!'

'Hey Mum, look what I caught!'

"This is humiliating. Couldn't you drop me a block from school?"

"Very impressive. Leave it with me. Mommy will get back to you by the week."

'It seems like only yesterday that Sharon was knee high!'

Safety is about FAMILY!...

"I'm not surprised that it's a bad school report. Statistics indicate that children get their intelligence from their fathers!"

My mom won't let me walk to school. I might get mugged. She won't let me play sports. I might get injured. West Fester High School. And she won't let me get onto the scales. Why not? It might hurt my self-esteem.

'Nobody kicks sand in Henry's face!'

"So long, Ma, I'm riding off into the sunset."

"Grumble all you want, but if you're not wearing your PPE, I won't let you use tools!"

'My Mother makes me wear this - It's my name and address in case I get lost.'

When we're first born, they clean up our drooling. When we can't swim, they help with our pooling. When halloween comes, they take us ghouling. When homework gets tough, they aid with our schooling. When it gets hot, they make sure we're cooling. Moms are the best! We thank you, no fooling!

'Your honor, we find the defendant not guilty, but we sure wouldn't let our daughters go out with him!'

They moved the bus stop further away. Ok. Where is it? "OK"?! They expect me to let my little babies walk 3 whole blocks! Umm

Thanks to her new food-breath analyzer Cheryl could find out what her kids really had for lunch.

'Ms. Evertz, has my mother been snooping around my office again?'

Parents dressing children in protective gear in order to play conkers.