Protective Parents Admirer Mugs

"So, Beatriz, what do your parents think of your boyfriend?"

'She's a very protectice mother!' - Lifeguard at Christening/Baptism.

'I can't control my anger when people get too close to my kids...'

'Son, I want you to get out there and play like I've never played before.'

"Why not stay with your mother and me? The Feds will never find you here."

Dating The Daughter Of A Hockey Goalie

"I never got the chance to be homesick. You tweeted about me 20 times a day."

"...My daughter, the model..."

"And this is Joshua, he'll be a hundred and forty-seven months next week."

'I'm really tired of hearing about her pious children, the angel food cake.'

"My mom can be a little over-protective ... "

To insure Rodney's safe websurfing, Thelma sets her own parental controls.

'He's about to destroy his first city and you're in a meeting?'

Bad Grammar, But Good Pluck.

I'm teaching my kid how to stay safe online.

"I just decided what my daughter is going to wear to this year's prom."

'Hey Mum, look what I caught!'

'I'm his MOTHER. I KNOW he was safe!'

"See, Timmy? No boogeymen under your bed — they're all out there."

Family wearing shin guards to protect against the kid in a play car.

'My Mother makes me wear this - It's my name and address in case I get lost.'

Safety is about FAMILY!...

'It seems like only yesterday that Sharon was knee high!'

'Nobody kicks sand in Henry's face!'

"So long, Ma, I'm riding off into the sunset."

My mom won't let me walk to school. I might get mugged. She won't let me play sports. I might get injured. West Fester High School. And she won't let me get onto the scales. Why not? It might hurt my self-esteem.

"Grumble all you want, but if you're not wearing your PPE, I won't let you use tools!"

When we're first born, they clean up our drooling. When we can't swim, they help with our pooling. When halloween comes, they take us ghouling. When homework gets tough, they aid with our schooling. When it gets hot, they make sure we're cooling. Moms are the best! We thank you, no fooling!

'Your honor, we find the defendant not guilty, but we sure wouldn't let our daughters go out with him!'

They moved the bus stop further away. Ok. Where is it? "OK"?! They expect me to let my little babies walk 3 whole blocks! Umm

Thanks to her new food-breath analyzer Cheryl could find out what her kids really had for lunch.

'Ms. Evertz, has my mother been snooping around my office again?'

Parents dressing children in protective gear in order to play conkers.

'This way, please. Additional screening required.'

"I kept dropping my phone and cracking the screen. So, my parents bought me a thicker cover."