Family Peacekeepers Prints

"I've solved our Thanksgiving dilemma. Here's a catering service with six therapists!"

"My granddaughter's first words to me were 'OK, Boomer.' I have no idea what that even means."

'I'm glad you guys could work this out in a reasonable manner.'

"There was no other choice, Mom. It was a double dog dare."

Nelson Mandela in despair over the crime rates in SA.

"That's the last time I'm going to allow politics to be discussed in the office."

'I can't control my anger when people get too close to my kids...'

Wedding Day Itinerary.

Home Sweet Home

'Never mind about buying that trampoline. I love your new bed!'

Self-Help Books Families for Lockdown

Armed forces waiting with nothing to do.

'4 Jello desserts - and, for the love of God, please make them all the same color.' (at restaurant with three kids)

"I can't even remember what we were fighting about."

Dog ignores angry cat.

Human rights

"The session isn't quite going to plan."

The problem is, too many people aren't the least bit particular about their arrows.

"World War III? Hmm. O.K., but, remember, nobody gets hurt."

"Perhaps we got off on the wrong paw."

'So we're agreed: we'll go to mediation.'

'Eddy! Can you check that recall list on the toy website again to see if this swing is included?'

'How long have you been fighting?'

Thanksgiving Family Get-Togethers

"This is our new head of conflict resolution."

Uncle Mort, you fought in Korea, right? You think that war will start up again? Not if I can help it. It was the morning of July 27, nineteen hundred and fifty-three. I was pinned down on Pork Chop Hill. My bazooka had run out of ammo. All I could find to load into it was a stuffed panda bear. I loaded it and fired that bear into the maw of the enemy. It struck one of them atop the noggin. Moments later, the armistice was signed. Every July 27th, I awaken at dawn and chuck that same panda at the

"Go ask your mother ... and I'll tell you why she's wrong."

"I thought we agreed that the dining room was a buffer zone."

'Negotiating skills need fine tuning.'

"Listen up and listen up good, 'cause I'm only going to say this a million times."

A neutral observer.

Warring parents

Cat holds sign that says 'come over here', dog holds a sign that says 'how?'

"I don’t see how confirming who I like best will help this situation."

"Negotiations are progressing. No one's made a gratuitous personal attack in 12 minutes."