Parental Peacekeeper Prints

'Never mind about buying that trampoline. I love your new bed!'

"Your mother and I think it's time we had a little talk about your relationship."

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'I'm glad you guys could work this out in a reasonable manner.'

"There was no other choice, Mom. It was a double dog dare."

Nelson Mandela in despair over the crime rates in SA.

'She's a very protectice mother!' - Lifeguard at Christening/Baptism.

"That's the last time I'm going to allow politics to be discussed in the office."

Wedding Day Itinerary.

'I can't control my anger when people get too close to my kids...'

Armed forces waiting with nothing to do.

'4 Jello desserts - and, for the love of God, please make them all the same color.' (at restaurant with three kids)

"I can't even remember what we were fighting about."

Dog ignores angry cat.

Human rights

"The session isn't quite going to plan."

The problem is, too many people aren't the least bit particular about their arrows.

"World War III? Hmm. O.K., but, remember, nobody gets hurt."

"With the baby-cam, there is no privacy."

"Why not stay with your mother and me? The Feds will never find you here."

"Perhaps we got off on the wrong paw."

'So we're agreed: we'll go to mediation.'

"How else will I know when I'm clean as a hound's tooth?"

"This is our new head of conflict resolution."

Thanksgiving Family Get-Togethers

'Negotiating skills need fine tuning.'

Dating The Daughter Of A Hockey Goalie

Aleppo vs. Russia

"Negotiations are progressing. No one's made a gratuitous personal attack in 12 minutes."

"I don’t see how confirming who I like best will help this situation."

A neutral observer.

"I never got the chance to be homesick. You tweeted about me 20 times a day."

Warring parents

The Arab Autumn

'A mediator hasn't worked, so I brought in everyone's moms.'