Family Peacekeeper Prints

"These family dinners have become a lot friendlier since we started wearing nametags."

Thanksgiving Family Get-Togethers

"Does a new Civil War mean we don't have to go to your sister's for Thanksgiving?"

"I don’t see how confirming who I like best will help this situation."

"Dad, I have to tell you...I would never do anything behind your back. Smiley and I were in my room studying...nothing more, nothing less. I would never disrespect your house and your rules."

'You'll have to wait a few minutes. My mom and dad are involved in a power struggle.'

'How should I know why my daughter has not spoken to me in over a month, stupid.'

'My Mom and Dad get along beautifully, but occasionally there are flare ups.'

"There was no other choice, Mom. It was a double dog dare."

"My granddaughter's first words to me were 'OK, Boomer.' I have no idea what that even means."

'I'm glad you guys could work this out in a reasonable manner.'

Nelson Mandela in despair over the crime rates in SA.

Wedding Day Itinerary.

'I can't control my anger when people get too close to my kids...'

'Never mind about buying that trampoline. I love your new bed!'

Self-Help Books Families for Lockdown

Armed forces waiting with nothing to do.

"I can't even remember what we were fighting about."

Dog ignores angry cat.

Human rights

"The session isn't quite going to plan."

The problem is, too many people aren't the least bit particular about their arrows.

"Do you ever have days when you can't seem to rise above petty politics?"

"Perhaps we got off on the wrong paw."

"World War III? Hmm. O.K., but, remember, nobody gets hurt."

'So we're agreed: we'll go to mediation.'

'Eddy! Can you check that recall list on the toy website again to see if this swing is included?'

'How long have you been fighting?'

"This is our new head of conflict resolution."

"Go ask your mother ... and I'll tell you why she's wrong."

"I thought we agreed that the dining room was a buffer zone."

'Negotiating skills need fine tuning.'

"Listen up and listen up good, 'cause I'm only going to say this a million times."

Cat holds sign that says 'come over here', dog holds a sign that says 'how?'

"Negotiations are progressing. No one's made a gratuitous personal attack in 12 minutes."