Family Protector Prints

Nicholas attracted by the mention of his sister's name in the coffee-room

'Stand by for shock waves!'

"You got custody of us, mommy, because you're the very best attorney picker."

"We can't wake her, she's sleepwalking."

Teddy Tree is trying out for lacrosse. LOL! No way! That spazoid nerd? Hey! No one disses my little brother! Ok. Ok! Sorry! That's my job.

"No, Ma! Noooo!!!!"

Worried mum

'Aunt Joan and Uncle Wally took Luci to the emergency room.'

'Yes, I realize that a salt with a deadly weapon is frightening, but I only keep it to protect my family - and I always keep the safety on.

'No, you can't go and have a drink with your friends: Your one and only duty is to protect us from predators'

Police Warning - Street unsuitable for children - smokers ahead.

'I can't control my anger when people get too close to my kids...'

'The Carter's have secret service agents.'

"It stops him from wandering towards the wines and spirits aisles."

'Papi, kids at school are saying Nora and I are illegal...'

"This is the boy I was telling you about, Daddy...meet Raymond!"

"There was no other choice, Mom. It was a double dog dare."

'She's a very protectice mother!' - Lifeguard at Christening/Baptism.

Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t

$1: Family Secrets

"Smokey The Tree"

"I brought cocoa."

'We're a protected species and an endangered speices, but when I see a person, I don't know if he's protecting us or endangering us.'

'I said: Leave my son alone!'

Raining Leaves.

"Why not stay with your mother and me? The Feds will never find you here."

"The third leading cause of forest fires."

'Eddy! Can you check that recall list on the toy website again to see if this swing is included?'

Thanksgiving Family Get-Togethers

"Of course no one wants a forest fire anywhere, anytime. It can be devastating. That's why I feel so guilty."

The shadow of a tree is a man about to chop it down.

"I don’t see how confirming who I like best will help this situation."

Amazon Burning

"I never got the chance to be homesick. You tweeted about me 20 times a day."

'I know you love her and want to protect her. But it's wrong to laminate her.'