Peacekeeper Sibling Gifts

A Whispered Appeal.

'I'm glad you guys could work this out in a reasonable manner.'

"There was no other choice, Mom. It was a double dog dare."

Nelson Mandela in despair over the crime rates in SA.

"That's the last time I'm going to allow politics to be discussed in the office."

Wedding Day Itinerary.

Home Sweet Home

'Never mind about buying that trampoline. I love your new bed!'

Armed forces waiting with nothing to do.

'4 Jello desserts - and, for the love of God, please make them all the same color.' (at restaurant with three kids)

Dog ignores angry cat.

"I can't even remember what we were fighting about."

Human rights

"The session isn't quite going to plan."

The problem is, too many people aren't the least bit particular about their arrows.

"World War III? Hmm. O.K., but, remember, nobody gets hurt."

"Perhaps we got off on the wrong paw."

'So we're agreed: we'll go to mediation.'

'How long have you been fighting?'

Whiskey wars

"This is our new head of conflict resolution."

Thanksgiving Family Get-Togethers

Uncle Mort, you fought in Korea, right? You think that war will start up again? Not if I can help it. It was the morning of July 27, nineteen hundred and fifty-three. I was pinned down on Pork Chop Hill. My bazooka had run out of ammo. All I could find to load into it was a stuffed panda bear. I loaded it and fired that bear into the maw of the enemy. It struck one of them atop the noggin. Moments later, the armistice was signed. Every July 27th, I awaken at dawn and chuck that same panda at the

What really happened on the EVER GIVEN

'Negotiating skills need fine tuning.'

Cat holds sign that says 'come over here', dog holds a sign that says 'how?'

The Arab Autumn

"Negotiations are progressing. No one's made a gratuitous personal attack in 12 minutes."

"I don’t see how confirming who I like best will help this situation."

Warring parents

Aleppo vs. Russia

A neutral observer.

The Guru is away to negotiate movie rights for his best-selling book, 'Money Won't Make You Happy'."

'A mediator hasn't worked, so I brought in everyone's moms.'

Restorative Justice Victim's Revenge.