Peacekeeping Parents Gifts

'4 Jello desserts - and, for the love of God, please make them all the same color.' (at restaurant with three kids)

"My granddaughter's first words to me were 'OK, Boomer.' I have no idea what that even means."

"I see that he is growing as fast as your law firm."

"There was no other choice, Mom. It was a double dog dare."

"Anachronism or not, it just ain't the fourth without the ribs and Willie Nelson."

'Never mind about buying that trampoline. I love your new bed!'

Self-Help Books Families for Lockdown

"We've created a safe, nonjudgmental environment that will leave you child ill-prepared for real life."

A world divided by the war

Thanksgiving Family Get-Togethers

"Go ask your mother ... and I'll tell you why she's wrong."

"I thought we agreed that the dining room was a buffer zone."

"Listen up and listen up good, 'cause I'm only going to say this a million times."

"I don’t see how confirming who I like best will help this situation."

"All parents fight."

Cat holds sign that says 'come over here', dog holds a sign that says 'how?'

"Lately, I've begun to understand - and forgive - my parents."

"You'll have one bite of everything!"

"You're a veteran? In which wars did you serve?"

"That's not a math lesson. That's just some notes to myself."

Certificate in Living Room Celebrating Three Days Without Argument

"I thought we agreed not to fight in front of the children."

"No, I can't uninstall your little brother. So, you'll have to get along with him."

"I'm sorry—I never discuss my clients with their mothers."

"These family dinners have become a lot friendlier since we started wearing nametags."

Mom prepares a family dinner

'How should I know why my daughter has not spoken to me in over a month, stupid.'

"I'd like to say I'm sorry for leaving you a world full of hatred and war."

Mother telling off quarreling children

Children Of The Coronavirus

Kitchen Appliances Fed Up With The Baby.

'Do you have to yell at the boy when he throws the paper?'

"Just ignore your father. He has enough pet peeves to open a zoo."