Family Peacemakers Gifts

Everyone's happy, our parents are getting along, we got nice gift, maybe we shoudl quit while we're ahead!

"You'll have one bite of everything!"

"My granddaughter's first words to me were 'OK, Boomer.' I have no idea what that even means."

'Please make us instruments of Thy peace, starting with Bucky Sims.'

"I know we've had our differences in the past but if you scratch behind my ears I'll show you where the catnip is kept."

"He keeps reissuing everything I take issue with."

Self-Help Books Families for Lockdown

'4 Jello desserts - and, for the love of God, please make them all the same color.' (at restaurant with three kids)

'This rift between you and Dr. Voight has become a chasm.'

Noise Pollution

'King Solomon had seven hundred wives, Ed, and you just have the one. Surely you can work out your differences.'

"Hey, you guys, don't you remember? The big word here is 'compromise.' "

Right-thinking people against wrong-thinking people

Fishing 'Just what the Hell IS your problem lady??'

'Do you want to reschedule? Normally he has a magnetic personality, but today he seems to have reversed polarity.'

"I thought we agreed that the dining room was a buffer zone."

"Go ask your mother ... and I'll tell you why she's wrong."

'This isn't Armageddon... it's a bar brawl on a Saturday night. Let Pestilence read the map.'

"We're too tired to argue. Let's let Siri and Alexa handle this for us."

What really happened on the EVER GIVEN

"Listen up and listen up good, 'cause I'm only going to say this a million times."

'I'd like three dozen friendship cards -- this war has gone on long enough.'

"All parents fight."

'See?! The Israelis Are The Savage Ones.'

'Thank God, no tasers in my day!'

Unsettlements.

Gaza escalation

Interfaith dialogue

Boss

Middleast Peace

Macron and Putin Talk

"What part of 'keep it bipartisan' didn’t you understand?"

"I don’t see how confirming who I like best will help this situation."

"You're a veteran? In which wars did you serve?"

'Hang on Darling, charging blindly is not the answer to everything: Let's try diplomacy...'