Intergenerational Peacemakers Gifts

"We want to make sure that your wish for us to give you grandchildren has nothing to do with your concerns about future vacancies at your chicken processing plant."

"My granddaughter's first words to me were 'OK, Boomer.' I have no idea what that even means."

Self-Help Books Families for Lockdown

Pre-Old Blues

What really happened on the EVER GIVEN

"I thought we agreed that the dining room was a buffer zone."

"Go ask your mother ... and I'll tell you why she's wrong."

"Listen up and listen up good, 'cause I'm only going to say this a million times."

"All parents fight."

Interfaith dialogue

Dear Sadie, I'm just an aging Baby-Boomer who still believes in America, and sees all the good around me, but I don't understand why we've become so mean. How can I feel good about us again? Signed, Marlemarion. Great question. There's an easy answer as to how you can feel better about the world. Change your name to something normal! I just don't agree with the @#$% premise that we've gotten mean.

'You're lucky you're just a kid and don't have to worry about things like going out and getting a job when you're supposed to be retired.'

"You're a veteran? In which wars did you serve?"

"You'll have one bite of everything!"

"Lately, I've begun to understand - and forgive - my parents."

Ukraine Crisis

"Hey, Gramps. You believe in life after death?" "Boy. At my age I'm not even sure about life after my morning BM."

'When we agreed to peace talks - I was thinking of something a little more . . . I don't know congenial.'

So this is what civilization has come to at the dawn of the new millennium. Impressive, huh? What are you looking at? Nothing mother! Sigh! How come you get along better with my child than I do? We trade. She shows me all the crucial elements of pop culture. And I show her ... A life without Lady Gaga is still worth living! Phizzz.

General says, 'Gentlemen, no more war. Because of health concerns they've recalled everything that contains lead, like our bullets.'

"I thought we agreed not to fight in front of the children."

"No, I can't uninstall your little brother. So, you'll have to get along with him."

"I'm sorry—I never discuss my clients with their mothers."

"Quite frankly I can't wait to see how your generation messes up everything."

Mom prepares a family dinner

"How did people waste time before computers?"

War and Peace

'Grandpa, what was the most romantic thing you ever tweeted grandma?'

An old man and young man who are mirror images of each other pass on a street

"My dad and I are trading important life skills. He's teaching me how to change the oil in the car."

New Age: Retirement Plan

"I'd like to say I'm sorry for leaving you a world full of hatred and war."

The Nuclear Agreement

World peace day

"I invited my friends over so we can see how much your generation is leaving us to pay off!"