Household Warrior Gifts

The Eternal Battle Over Who Is More Tired

Whack-A-Chore: "You play it all day, every day, until you can't anymore."

"Not tonight, Jon. I have to clean for the cleaning lady."

'It would be better if my legion did not see me taking out the garbage.'

"The dryer giveth and the dryer taketh away."

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

"Garbage in, garbage out!"

"Maybe the unseen hand of the market will change the diaper."

'Caw blimey!'

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

The household cavalry

'Look! It's superwoman...and all her assistants!'

'Ladies no more messy pet hairs to worry about with the Decko Dynamic!'

"I did my 10,000 steps by looking for my reading glasses."

A butcher and his apprentice.

"Here's your sweater back."

And so Bob's folks sent him off into the world. But not before running a few last tests, just to be sure he could handle it.

"I only need two tools: WD-40 if something doesn't move that should, and duct tape if something moves that shouldn't!"

'It's a new record, mom - there are six of us in here!'

"Okay, you two! Clean up the house and do the laundry while I take the kids to school!"

"I hardly think you can call waiting for updates to install doing nothing!!"

I put a feather pillow in the dryer by mistake! The repairman looked at me and said: 'Sorry about your duck!'

"Let me know when the floor is clean enough for me to put my feet on it again."

'LOOK RENOLDSON, i've had JUST about enough of your moaning and groaning! IF you can't stand the heat, GET out of the oven!' / A chef scolding his apprentice inside an oven.

'Isn't it time you got over your silly fear of water?'

'Sir! We're all doomed! It's a fitted sheet! How can we ever hope to stop something we can't even fold?!'

"Being a mum is a full-time job."

"I thought it would be cheaper to weed wack our shag carpet rather than replace it."

balanced life

Woman tangled up ironing

Wonder Woman!

'Coming to you direct from table nine; 'the polenta is cold'.'

A man opens his curtains to wake up his cats.

Monument to the one who did the dishes yesterday

'Hello, police? There's been a food fight here and I'm afraid the cheese got the worse of it.'