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Most people don't know that cats and dogs used to be best friends until some thoughtless cartoonist began stirring up trouble in search of easy gags.

'Now, now terror, it's for your own good.'

Sometimes you just have to try to get along...

'I'm not pulling. He is.'

'Smith's cat- chase, but don't corner her!'

'...paddlecat is said to have contributed to much of the tension that exists between the two species, even today.'

Dog ignores angry cat.

'I'm glad you guys could work this out in a reasonable manner.'

"There was no other choice, Mom. It was a double dog dare."

Nelson Mandela in despair over the crime rates in SA.

Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

Wedding Day Itinerary.

"That's the last time I'm going to allow politics to be discussed in the office."

Home Sweet Home

'Never mind about buying that trampoline. I love your new bed!'

Armed forces waiting with nothing to do.

"I can't even remember what we were fighting about."

Human rights

"The session isn't quite going to plan."

The problem is, too many people aren't the least bit particular about their arrows.

'Please forgive me for anything I've said or left unsaid.'

"Perhaps we got off on the wrong paw."

'There. See? Your buddy is OK. Now show us our guy before we make the swap.'

"World War III? Hmm. O.K., but, remember, nobody gets hurt."

'So we're agreed: we'll go to mediation.'

'How long have you been fighting?'

Thanksgiving Family Get-Togethers

"This is our new head of conflict resolution."

"Don’t worry, girl. I’m working on our ‘no puppy left behind.’"

Uncle Mort, you fought in Korea, right? You think that war will start up again? Not if I can help it. It was the morning of July 27, nineteen hundred and fifty-three. I was pinned down on Pork Chop Hill. My bazooka had run out of ammo. All I could find to load into it was a stuffed panda bear. I loaded it and fired that bear into the maw of the enemy. It struck one of them atop the noggin. Moments later, the armistice was signed. Every July 27th, I awaken at dawn and chuck that same panda at the

'Negotiating skills need fine tuning.'

I know it's you that's been digging up my garden. I certainly didn't put those rose bushes in.

"You see?"

"I don’t see how confirming who I like best will help this situation."

"Negotiations are progressing. No one's made a gratuitous personal attack in 12 minutes."