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Cat and dog

'I'm glad you guys could work this out in a reasonable manner.'

"There was no other choice, Mom. It was a double dog dare."

Nelson Mandela in despair over the crime rates in SA.

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

Wedding Day Itinerary.

"That's the last time I'm going to allow politics to be discussed in the office."

Home Sweet Home

Armed forces waiting with nothing to do.

Dog ignores angry cat.

"I can't even remember what we were fighting about."

Human rights

'Boy, being an endangered species is quite hard: I get weighed, tagged, filmed, recorded and studied by scientists: I have no privacy...'

"The session isn't quite going to plan."

The problem is, too many people aren't the least bit particular about their arrows.

"Alright, alright! I'll stop buying the cheap stuff, OK?"

"World War III? Hmm. O.K., but, remember, nobody gets hurt."

"Perhaps we got off on the wrong paw."

'So we're agreed: we'll go to mediation.'

"Actually, 'Loss of Limb' would be covered under your homeowners policy."

'How long have you been fighting?'

Fox and a little girl hiding from the rest of the hunt.

Thanksgiving Family Get-Togethers

"This is our new head of conflict resolution."

Uncle Mort, you fought in Korea, right? You think that war will start up again? Not if I can help it. It was the morning of July 27, nineteen hundred and fifty-three. I was pinned down on Pork Chop Hill. My bazooka had run out of ammo. All I could find to load into it was a stuffed panda bear. I loaded it and fired that bear into the maw of the enemy. It struck one of them atop the noggin. Moments later, the armistice was signed. Every July 27th, I awaken at dawn and chuck that same panda at the

'Since the North Pole melted and we had to migrate south our camouflage stinks!'

'Negotiating skills need fine tuning.'

Orange Bengal Tiger

Warring parents

Cat holds sign that says 'come over here', dog holds a sign that says 'how?'

Aleppo vs. Russia

A neutral observer.

"No not the puppy please"

"I don’t see how confirming who I like best will help this situation."

The Arab Autumn