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Cat and dog

'I'm glad you guys could work this out in a reasonable manner.'

"There was no other choice, Mom. It was a double dog dare."

Nelson Mandela in despair over the crime rates in SA.

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

Wedding Day Itinerary.

Armed forces waiting with nothing to do.

"I can't even remember what we were fighting about."

Dog ignores angry cat.

Human rights

'Boy, being an endangered species is quite hard: I get weighed, tagged, filmed, recorded and studied by scientists: I have no privacy...'

"The session isn't quite going to plan."

The problem is, too many people aren't the least bit particular about their arrows.

"Perhaps we got off on the wrong paw."

"World War III? Hmm. O.K., but, remember, nobody gets hurt."

"Alright, alright! I'll stop buying the cheap stuff, OK?"

'So we're agreed: we'll go to mediation.'

"Actually, 'Loss of Limb' would be covered under your homeowners policy."

Fox and a little girl hiding from the rest of the hunt.

'How long have you been fighting?'

"This is our new head of conflict resolution."

Thanksgiving Family Get-Togethers

'Since the North Pole melted and we had to migrate south our camouflage stinks!'

'Negotiating skills need fine tuning.'

Orange Bengal Tiger

Warring parents

"I don’t see how confirming who I like best will help this situation."

Cat holds sign that says 'come over here', dog holds a sign that says 'how?'

"No not the puppy please"

A neutral observer.

Aleppo vs. Russia

The Arab Autumn

"Negotiations are progressing. No one's made a gratuitous personal attack in 12 minutes."