Pet Peacemaker T-Shirts

I know it's you that's been digging up my garden. I certainly didn't put those rose bushes in.

"I'm looking for an arrangement that says, 'Sorry about the sofa.'"

"You see?"

Be a friend.

"Intellectually, I couldn't agree more."

'Just when I thought we had a roadmap to peace'

'Couldn't you, and your ... your naked fur go sit somewhere else?'

"There's nothing like dog-walking for making new friends...."

Going to the Dogs...

'Please forgive me for anything I've said or left unsaid.'

Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

'Please make us instruments of Thy peace, starting with Bucky Sims.'

"I know we've had our differences in the past but if you scratch behind my ears I'll show you where the catnip is kept."

"He keeps reissuing everything I take issue with."

'This rift between you and Dr. Voight has become a chasm.'

Dog ignores angry cat.

"Granberry, you're about to suffer a near-death experience!"

'King Solomon had seven hundred wives, Ed, and you just have the one. Surely you can work out your differences.'

"Hey, you guys, don't you remember? The big word here is 'compromise.' "

Right-thinking people against wrong-thinking people

"Why can't you ever relax at parties?"

"Don’t worry, girl. I’m working on our ‘no puppy left behind.’"

'This isn't Armageddon... it's a bar brawl on a Saturday night. Let Pestilence read the map.'

"God help us, it's that guy."

"Well, so far I'm managing to stay above the fray."

'I'd like three dozen friendship cards -- this war has gone on long enough.'

Unsettlements.

Middleast Peace

Macron and Putin Talk

"What part of 'keep it bipartisan' didn’t you understand?"

Gaza escalation

'See?! The Israelis Are The Savage Ones.'

'Thank God, no tasers in my day!'

"If you're looking to adopt a dog that's good with cats, may I suggest Ruffus."

"There seems to be a difference of opinion as to how to implement the co-operative learning program!"