Child-pet Peacemaker T-Shirts

"Don’t worry, girl. I’m working on our ‘no puppy left behind.’"

'Please make us instruments of Thy peace, starting with Bucky Sims.'

Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

"I know we've had our differences in the past but if you scratch behind my ears I'll show you where the catnip is kept."

I've found you can say anything you like to them, as long as you're wagging your tail.

"He keeps reissuing everything I take issue with."

'This rift between you and Dr. Voight has become a chasm.'

Dog ignores angry cat.

Get out of the way, Harold - I'm trying to talk to Cuddles.

'Please forgive me for anything I've said or left unsaid.'

'King Solomon had seven hundred wives, Ed, and you just have the one. Surely you can work out your differences.'

"Granberry, you're about to suffer a near-death experience!"

Right-thinking people against wrong-thinking people

"Hey, you guys, don't you remember? The big word here is 'compromise.' "

Alien attack in the 1950s

"Why can't you ever relax at parties?"

'This isn't Armageddon... it's a bar brawl on a Saturday night. Let Pestilence read the map.'

Dog Training.

Dogs texting each other emojis

"God help us, it's that guy."

"We need to work on our people-friendly image you jackass."

What really happened on the EVER GIVEN

"Well, so far I'm managing to stay above the fray."

I know it's you that's been digging up my garden. I certainly didn't put those rose bushes in.

'I'd like three dozen friendship cards -- this war has gone on long enough.'

"You see?"

Unsettlements.

"What part of 'keep it bipartisan' didn’t you understand?"

Gaza escalation

'See?! The Israelis Are The Savage Ones.'

Macron and Putin Talk

Middleast Peace

Boss

'Thank God, no tasers in my day!'

"If you're looking to adopt a dog that's good with cats, may I suggest Ruffus."