Child-pet Peacemaker Pillows

"Don’t worry, girl. I’m working on our ‘no puppy left behind.’"

Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

'Please make us instruments of Thy peace, starting with Bucky Sims.'

"I know we've had our differences in the past but if you scratch behind my ears I'll show you where the catnip is kept."

"He keeps reissuing everything I take issue with."

'This rift between you and Dr. Voight has become a chasm.'

Dog ignores angry cat.

'Please forgive me for anything I've said or left unsaid.'

"Granberry, you're about to suffer a near-death experience!"

'King Solomon had seven hundred wives, Ed, and you just have the one. Surely you can work out your differences.'

"Hey, you guys, don't you remember? The big word here is 'compromise.' "

Right-thinking people against wrong-thinking people

"Why can't you ever relax at parties?"

Dogs texting each other emojis

"God help us, it's that guy."

'This isn't Armageddon... it's a bar brawl on a Saturday night. Let Pestilence read the map.'

Dog Training.

What really happened on the EVER GIVEN

"Well, so far I'm managing to stay above the fray."

I know it's you that's been digging up my garden. I certainly didn't put those rose bushes in.

'I'd like three dozen friendship cards -- this war has gone on long enough.'

"You see?"

Middleast Peace

Gaza escalation

Unsettlements.

'See?! The Israelis Are The Savage Ones.'

'Thank God, no tasers in my day!'

"What part of 'keep it bipartisan' didn’t you understand?"

Macron and Putin Talk

"If you're looking to adopt a dog that's good with cats, may I suggest Ruffus."

World peace...Guns 'R' Us