Cat-dog Peacemaker Pillows

'It's voice activated, password protection software. Now, the cat can't log on using my screen name.'

Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

'Shoot, this is nothing, you should have seen how good we had it back in ancient Egypt.'

Dog ignores angry cat.

"Granberry, you're about to suffer a near-death experience!"

'Please forgive me for anything I've said or left unsaid.'

"Why can't you ever relax at parties?"

"Don’t worry, girl. I’m working on our ‘no puppy left behind.’"

"God help us, it's that guy."

'I'm sure they don't think you're really a bad kitty...just a kitty that sometimes does bad things.'

"Well, so far I'm managing to stay above the fray."

I know it's you that's been digging up my garden. I certainly didn't put those rose bushes in.

"You see?"

'Well it's about time! My belly needs scratching.'

'Good book?'

"If you're looking to adopt a dog that's good with cats, may I suggest Ruffus."

STRIP *Community Care * Office rage"

"I have eight spirits coming through."

'Mr Evans, I think we'd better reconsider our no-smoking policy.'

'Let's arbitrate.'

"This is a family business. She won't order you to do something. She'll nag you."

"That's what I like about you Smedley - you're not afraid to show fear!"

"Teams work better when members don't call each other a 'useless waste of skin'."

'...paddlecat is said to have contributed to much of the tension that exists between the two species, even today.'

"There's nothing like dog-walking for making new friends...."

"You both agreeing to mediation is a good start. So, your master, Rex, and your mistress, Felix, have decided to get married."

'Couldn't you, and your ... your naked fur go sit somewhere else?'

'It's not that I don't like dogs, I'm just more of a cat person,'

Conflict resolution in the workplace.

"My main job is keeping these two apart."

Be a friend.

"I'm looking for an arrangement that says, 'Sorry about the sofa.'"

"Sure I love them...as much as you can love can openers."