Pet Peacemaker Pillows

I know it's you that's been digging up my garden. I certainly didn't put those rose bushes in.

"I'm looking for an arrangement that says, 'Sorry about the sofa.'"

"You see?"

Be a friend.

"Intellectually, I couldn't agree more."

'Just when I thought we had a roadmap to peace'

'Couldn't you, and your ... your naked fur go sit somewhere else?'

"There's nothing like dog-walking for making new friends...."

Going to the Dogs...

'Please forgive me for anything I've said or left unsaid.'

Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

'Please make us instruments of Thy peace, starting with Bucky Sims.'

"I know we've had our differences in the past but if you scratch behind my ears I'll show you where the catnip is kept."

"He keeps reissuing everything I take issue with."

'This rift between you and Dr. Voight has become a chasm.'

Dog ignores angry cat.

'King Solomon had seven hundred wives, Ed, and you just have the one. Surely you can work out your differences.'

"Granberry, you're about to suffer a near-death experience!"

"Hey, you guys, don't you remember? The big word here is 'compromise.' "

Right-thinking people against wrong-thinking people

"Why can't you ever relax at parties?"

'This isn't Armageddon... it's a bar brawl on a Saturday night. Let Pestilence read the map.'

"God help us, it's that guy."

"We're too tired to argue. Let's let Siri and Alexa handle this for us."

"Don’t worry, girl. I’m working on our ‘no puppy left behind.’"

"We need to work on our people-friendly image you jackass."

"Well, so far I'm managing to stay above the fray."

'My dog is terrified of strangers. would you be a dear and wear this outfit while you're working here?'

'I'd like three dozen friendship cards -- this war has gone on long enough.'

Macron and Putin Talk

Middleast Peace

Unsettlements.

'Thank God, no tasers in my day!'

Gaza escalation

"What part of 'keep it bipartisan' didn’t you understand?"