Cat-dog Peacemaker Prints

'It's voice activated, password protection software. Now, the cat can't log on using my screen name.'

Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

'Shoot, this is nothing, you should have seen how good we had it back in ancient Egypt.'

Dog ignores angry cat.

'Please forgive me for anything I've said or left unsaid.'

"Granberry, you're about to suffer a near-death experience!"

"Why can't you ever relax at parties?"

"We're too tired to argue. Let's let Siri and Alexa handle this for us."

"We need to work on our people-friendly image you jackass."

"Don’t worry, girl. I’m working on our ‘no puppy left behind.’"

'I'm sure they don't think you're really a bad kitty...just a kitty that sometimes does bad things.'

"God help us, it's that guy."

"Well, so far I'm managing to stay above the fray."

I know it's you that's been digging up my garden. I certainly didn't put those rose bushes in.

"You see?"

'Good book?'

'Well it's about time! My belly needs scratching.'

"If you're looking to adopt a dog that's good with cats, may I suggest Ruffus."

'Mr Evans, I think we'd better reconsider our no-smoking policy.'

STRIP *Community Care * Office rage"

"I have eight spirits coming through."

'Let's arbitrate.'

'Couldn't you, and your ... your naked fur go sit somewhere else?'

'...paddlecat is said to have contributed to much of the tension that exists between the two species, even today.'

"There's nothing like dog-walking for making new friends...."

"Keep your shirt on. I'll read your book as soon as I'm done reading the monster his book."

"Teams work better when members don't call each other a 'useless waste of skin'."

"That's what I like about you Smedley - you're not afraid to show fear!"

"This is a family business. She won't order you to do something. She'll nag you."

"You both agreeing to mediation is a good start. So, your master, Rex, and your mistress, Felix, have decided to get married."

'It's not that I don't like dogs, I'm just more of a cat person,'

Conflict resolution in the workplace.

"I am trying to pay attention to you, but your little brother keeps distracting me with a laser pointer."

Be a friend.

"I'm looking for an arrangement that says, 'Sorry about the sofa.'"