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"If you're looking to adopt a dog that's good with cats, may I suggest Ruffus."

Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

'Shoot, this is nothing, you should have seen how good we had it back in ancient Egypt.'

I've found you can say anything you like to them, as long as you're wagging your tail.

Dog ignores angry cat.

Get out of the way, Harold - I'm trying to talk to Cuddles.

"That's how humans reproduce? But, there's three of them..."

'Please forgive me for anything I've said or left unsaid.'

"Granberry, you're about to suffer a near-death experience!"

"Why can't you ever relax at parties?"

"We need to work on our people-friendly image you jackass."

Dog Training.

"God help us, it's that guy."

"Don’t worry, girl. I’m working on our ‘no puppy left behind.’"

Dogs texting each other emojis

"Well, so far I'm managing to stay above the fray."

I know it's you that's been digging up my garden. I certainly didn't put those rose bushes in.

"You see?"

'Good book?'

STRIP *Community Care * Office rage"

'Mr Evans, I think we'd better reconsider our no-smoking policy.'

"Dear God, no! Not her first edition of 'Franny and Zooey'! You've ruined us!!"

'Let's arbitrate.'

"There's nothing like dog-walking for making new friends...."

"Teams work better when members don't call each other a 'useless waste of skin'."

"That's what I like about you Smedley - you're not afraid to show fear!"

"You both agreeing to mediation is a good start. So, your master, Rex, and your mistress, Felix, have decided to get married."

Performance anxiety lessons, the more you practice something.

'...paddlecat is said to have contributed to much of the tension that exists between the two species, even today.'

"I can actually hear you thinking about food."

"I actually know more commands than I respond to."

"This is a family business. She won't order you to do something. She'll nag you."

'Couldn't you, and your ... your naked fur go sit somewhere else?'

'Up until now I thought all your questions were rhetorical.'

'Daddy says 'meow'.'