Dog And Cat Peacemaker Mugs

"If you're looking to adopt a dog that's good with cats, may I suggest Ruffus."

Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

'Shoot, this is nothing, you should have seen how good we had it back in ancient Egypt.'

Dog ignores angry cat.

"That's how humans reproduce? But, there's three of them..."

"Granberry, you're about to suffer a near-death experience!"

'Please forgive me for anything I've said or left unsaid.'

"Why can't you ever relax at parties?"

Dog Training.

"God help us, it's that guy."

"Don’t worry, girl. I’m working on our ‘no puppy left behind.’"

Dogs texting each other emojis

"Well, so far I'm managing to stay above the fray."

I know it's you that's been digging up my garden. I certainly didn't put those rose bushes in.

"You see?"

'Good book?'

STRIP *Community Care * Office rage"

'Mr Evans, I think we'd better reconsider our no-smoking policy.'

"Dear God, no! Not her first edition of 'Franny and Zooey'! You've ruined us!!"

'Let's arbitrate.'

'...paddlecat is said to have contributed to much of the tension that exists between the two species, even today.'

"This is a family business. She won't order you to do something. She'll nag you."

"There's nothing like dog-walking for making new friends...."

"You both agreeing to mediation is a good start. So, your master, Rex, and your mistress, Felix, have decided to get married."

Performance anxiety lessons, the more you practice something.

"I can actually hear you thinking about food."

'Couldn't you, and your ... your naked fur go sit somewhere else?'

"I actually know more commands than I respond to."

"That's what I like about you Smedley - you're not afraid to show fear!"

"Teams work better when members don't call each other a 'useless waste of skin'."

'Up until now I thought all your questions were rhetorical.'

'It's not that I don't like dogs, I'm just more of a cat person,'

'Daddy says 'meow'.'