Canine Peacemaker Mugs

"I'm not falling for that - every time I'm mad at you, you suddenly 'hurt your paw'."

Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

'Please make us instruments of Thy peace, starting with Bucky Sims.'

"I know we've had our differences in the past but if you scratch behind my ears I'll show you where the catnip is kept."

"He keeps reissuing everything I take issue with."

'This rift between you and Dr. Voight has become a chasm.'

Dog ignores angry cat.

'King Solomon had seven hundred wives, Ed, and you just have the one. Surely you can work out your differences.'

'Please forgive me for anything I've said or left unsaid.'

"Granberry, you're about to suffer a near-death experience!"

Right-thinking people against wrong-thinking people

"Hey, you guys, don't you remember? The big word here is 'compromise.' "

Alien attack in the 1950s

'Do you want to reschedule? Normally he has a magnetic personality, but today he seems to have reversed polarity.'

"Why can't you ever relax at parties?"

"Don’t worry, girl. I’m working on our ‘no puppy left behind.’"

"We need to work on our people-friendly image you jackass."

'This isn't Armageddon... it's a bar brawl on a Saturday night. Let Pestilence read the map.'

"God help us, it's that guy."

"We're too tired to argue. Let's let Siri and Alexa handle this for us."

"Well, so far I'm managing to stay above the fray."

I know it's you that's been digging up my garden. I certainly didn't put those rose bushes in.

'I'd like three dozen friendship cards -- this war has gone on long enough.'

"You see?"

'Thank God, no tasers in my day!'

Middleast Peace

Gaza escalation

Macron and Putin Talk

'See?! The Israelis Are The Savage Ones.'

Boss

"What part of 'keep it bipartisan' didn’t you understand?"

Unsettlements.

"If you're looking to adopt a dog that's good with cats, may I suggest Ruffus."

"There seems to be a difference of opinion as to how to implement the co-operative learning program!"

World peace...Guns 'R' Us