Political Peacekeeper Gifts

BipartiSanta.

"Well, when we first came here, this was Tibet, but I haven't paid much attention to politics lately."

"The drinks cost the same, we just don't talk about Trump."

'I'm glad you guys could work this out in a reasonable manner.'

Nelson Mandela in despair over the crime rates in SA.

Wedding Day Itinerary.

"That's the last time I'm going to allow politics to be discussed in the office."

Israel/Palestine Conflict

Home Sweet Home

Armed forces waiting with nothing to do.

UNFADED GLORY

"I can't even remember what we were fighting about."

Dog ignores angry cat.

Human rights

"The session isn't quite going to plan."

The problem is, too many people aren't the least bit particular about their arrows.

We have a dream....

"Do you ever have days when you can't seem to rise above petty politics?"

"Perhaps we got off on the wrong paw."

"World War III? Hmm. O.K., but, remember, nobody gets hurt."

'So we're agreed: we'll go to mediation.'

'How long have you been fighting?'

"This is our new head of conflict resolution."

Earth and war

Uncle Mort, you fought in Korea, right? You think that war will start up again? Not if I can help it. It was the morning of July 27, nineteen hundred and fifty-three. I was pinned down on Pork Chop Hill. My bazooka had run out of ammo. All I could find to load into it was a stuffed panda bear. I loaded it and fired that bear into the maw of the enemy. It struck one of them atop the noggin. Moments later, the armistice was signed. Every July 27th, I awaken at dawn and chuck that same panda at the

'Here, William, take this - the G8 has chosen you to nip over for a one-to-one with Assad...'

'Negotiating skills need fine tuning.'

"Tell me, how long have you been having these feelings of inadequacy?"

'There goes JB, still unflappable.'

'This makes things very messy. He's claiming he programmed the lunchroom toaster to do muffins.'

Aleppo vs. Russia

The Arab Autumn

Warring parents

Cat holds sign that says 'come over here', dog holds a sign that says 'how?'

A neutral observer.