Nuclear Peacekeeper Gifts

"A second bomb will not make us safer."

'I'm glad you guys could work this out in a reasonable manner.'

Nelson Mandela in despair over the crime rates in SA.

Wedding Day Itinerary.

'Never mind about buying that trampoline. I love your new bed!'

Armed forces waiting with nothing to do.

Dog ignores angry cat.

"I can't even remember what we were fighting about."

Human rights

"The session isn't quite going to plan."

The problem is, too many people aren't the least bit particular about their arrows.

'There. See? Your buddy is OK. Now show us our guy before we make the swap.'

"World War III? Hmm. O.K., but, remember, nobody gets hurt."

"Perhaps we got off on the wrong paw."

"Do you ever have days when you can't seem to rise above petty politics?"

'So we're agreed: we'll go to mediation.'

'How long have you been fighting?'

'Don't forget to take your tranquilizers Daddy, little Jimmy is coming round to play.'

"This is our new head of conflict resolution."

'Negotiating skills need fine tuning.'

A neutral observer.

Cat holds sign that says 'come over here', dog holds a sign that says 'how?'

Warring parents

Aleppo vs. Russia

"Negotiations are progressing. No one's made a gratuitous personal attack in 12 minutes."

"Think of global warming! The temperatures will raise by two degrees within the next 100 years! We've got to buy swimming trunks, t-shirts and sun tan for the baby!"

The Arab Autumn

'A mediator hasn't worked, so I brought in everyone's moms.'

Restorative Justice Victim's Revenge.

"I'm sorry I hurt your feelings. Here, try this."

'To survive in the Pilot-Fish Business, you have to remember not to argue with the Boss...'

'Taking the anger management class has made you uncharacteristically nice, sir.'

"We never fight anymore."