International Peacekeeper Gifts

"Giving our nation a few really expensive gifts would be a nice way to break the ice."

'I'm glad you guys could work this out in a reasonable manner.'

Nelson Mandela in despair over the crime rates in SA.

"They're having a fight over how best to handle client conflict."

Israel/Palestine Conflict

Wedding Day Itinerary.

Armed forces waiting with nothing to do.

UNFADED GLORY

"I can't even remember what we were fighting about."

Human rights

"The session isn't quite going to plan."

The problem is, too many people aren't the least bit particular about their arrows.

A world divided by the war

"Do you ever have days when you can't seem to rise above petty politics?"

"World War III? Hmm. O.K., but, remember, nobody gets hurt."

"Perhaps we got off on the wrong paw."

'So we're agreed: we'll go to mediation.'

'How long have you been fighting?'

"This is our new head of conflict resolution."

Earth and war

'Here, William, take this - the G8 has chosen you to nip over for a one-to-one with Assad...'

'Negotiating skills need fine tuning.'

"Tell me, how long have you been having these feelings of inadequacy?"

Aleppo vs. Russia

The Arab Autumn

"Think of global warming! The temperatures will raise by two degrees within the next 100 years! We've got to buy swimming trunks, t-shirts and sun tan for the baby!"

Warring parents

"Negotiations are progressing. No one's made a gratuitous personal attack in 12 minutes."

A neutral observer.

Cat holds sign that says 'come over here', dog holds a sign that says 'how?'

"I'm suffering the unbearable loneliness of being right on the internet."

'A mediator hasn't worked, so I brought in everyone's moms.'

Restorative Justice Victim's Revenge.