Internet Peacekeeper Gifts

"That's why you're in here! You're abnormal!"

'I'm glad you guys could work this out in a reasonable manner.'

"There was no other choice, Mom. It was a double dog dare."

Nelson Mandela in despair over the crime rates in SA.

Wedding Day Itinerary.

Armed forces waiting with nothing to do.

Twitter censorship

"I can't even remember what we were fighting about."

Dog ignores angry cat.

Human rights

"The session isn't quite going to plan."

The problem is, too many people aren't the least bit particular about their arrows.

"World War III? Hmm. O.K., but, remember, nobody gets hurt."

"Perhaps we got off on the wrong paw."

'There. See? Your buddy is OK. Now show us our guy before we make the swap.'

"Do you ever have days when you can't seem to rise above petty politics?"

'So we're agreed: we'll go to mediation.'

'How long have you been fighting?'

"This is our new head of conflict resolution."

Thanksgiving Family Get-Togethers

'Negotiating skills need fine tuning.'

'There goes JB, still unflappable.'

Aleppo vs. Russia

"I don’t see how confirming who I like best will help this situation."

"I'm suffering the unbearable loneliness of being right on the internet."

"Negotiations are progressing. No one's made a gratuitous personal attack in 12 minutes."

The Arab Autumn

Cat holds sign that says 'come over here', dog holds a sign that says 'how?'

'This makes things very messy. He's claiming he programmed the lunchroom toaster to do muffins.'

A neutral observer.

"Think of global warming! The temperatures will raise by two degrees within the next 100 years! We've got to buy swimming trunks, t-shirts and sun tan for the baby!"

Warring parents