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"That's why you're in here! You're abnormal!"

'I'm glad you guys could work this out in a reasonable manner.'

"There was no other choice, Mom. It was a double dog dare."

Nelson Mandela in despair over the crime rates in SA.

Wedding Day Itinerary.

"That's the last time I'm going to allow politics to be discussed in the office."

Home Sweet Home

"You're stealing from the rich and selling it to the poor on Craigslist?"

Armed forces waiting with nothing to do.

Twitter censorship

"I can't even remember what we were fighting about."

Dog ignores angry cat.

Human rights

"The session isn't quite going to plan."

The problem is, too many people aren't the least bit particular about their arrows.

'There. See? Your buddy is OK. Now show us our guy before we make the swap.'

"Perhaps we got off on the wrong paw."

"World War III? Hmm. O.K., but, remember, nobody gets hurt."

"Do you ever have days when you can't seem to rise above petty politics?"

'So we're agreed: we'll go to mediation.'

'How long have you been fighting?'

Thanksgiving Family Get-Togethers

"This is our new head of conflict resolution."

Facelook

'Negotiating skills need fine tuning.'

'There goes JB, still unflappable.'

"Negotiations are progressing. No one's made a gratuitous personal attack in 12 minutes."

Cat holds sign that says 'come over here', dog holds a sign that says 'how?'

Aleppo vs. Russia

"I'm suffering the unbearable loneliness of being right on the internet."

'This makes things very messy. He's claiming he programmed the lunchroom toaster to do muffins.'

A neutral observer.

The Arab Autumn

Warring parents

"I don’t see how confirming who I like best will help this situation."