Privacy Peacekeeper T-Shirts

"You know that our neighbour doesn't like you looking over the fence!"

The Anti-Agent

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

'I'm glad you guys could work this out in a reasonable manner.'

"There was no other choice, Mom. It was a double dog dare."

Nelson Mandela in despair over the crime rates in SA.

"Too crowded. Let's go."

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

Club Antisocial

"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records."

"One more time, Mr Claus - who sold you the data?"

"That's the last time I'm going to allow politics to be discussed in the office."

The Circular Logic of Fascism

"They didn't want to be identified in my photo, so I blurred their butts."

Wedding Day Itinerary.

"Before I do this, I would ask everyone to please delete the footage in the event of this not going as planned."

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

March Against Big Tech: "Oh, wow, this has bee great for my step count!"

Statue of Liberty with satellite dish and laptop spying on the World.

"We-your agents, successors, licensees, and assigns--would like to share a few thoughts with you."

"Check the setting. I'm sure the CIA isn't hacking into our appliances just to burn your toast."

"I was going to have my people call his people, but I’m pretty sure his people have Caller I.D."

"You work well without supervision? Fat chance of that happening in here!"

Privacy Conference Security

Armed forces waiting with nothing to do.

'Hey, what happened to my cookies?'

"Don't deny it. You only wanted me for my metadata."

'More government surveillance!'

"I can't even remember what we were fighting about."

'It's a program on paranoia. Every time I leave the room, they stop and wait for me to come back.'

"I've added an additional response to the doc's health questionnaire. It's called 'Mind Your Own Business.'"

Privacy - Surveillance

"Yes, I'm alone."

'To hear our privacy policy, please tell us you credit card and social security numbers...'