Privacy Preservers T-Shirts

"What was the point of writing a blog that nobody else could read?"

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

Club Antisocial

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records."

'Now that everyone's street is online, we're mapping interiors.'

"Check the setting. I'm sure the CIA isn't hacking into our appliances just to burn your toast."

Privacy Conference Security

Piggy bank #5: carrying (colour).

Privacy - Surveillance

'To paraphrase Franklin Delano Roosevelt: The only thing we have to fear is the NSA, FBI, CIA, DEA, IRS, DIA, EPA, FTC, FCC...'

'More government surveillance!'

'Never trust emails. You can't shred them.'

"Honey, are we watching TV or is it watching us?"

Hello from the shed.

"These targeted ads are getting out of hand."

'How do we know the NSA hasn't hacked your naughty list?'

Statue of Security

"Mr. Miranda....we are using 'schedule 7' to hold you on suspicion of knowing someone who knew someone who was a whistleblower...."

"Get used to verifications. In the court of the internet, you are presumed a robot until proven otherwise."

Big Brother watching you watch Big Brother

"Out of all your 277 passwords, not once did you use my name. Are you losing feelings for me?"

"It's nothing, go back to sleep. I was just getting a DNA sample."

"Good afternoon, Ted. I'm your online presence."

'Should I just hit 'reply to all' and save the government the trouble?'

Domestic Spying Drones

It's spooky how Amazon can track you down

"He says he loves me, but he still uses his first wife's birthday as his password."

"Could you speak a little louder? I'm recording this."

Hidden Facebook Features

"I only told a few friends."

'If someone sent an email and the National Security Agency did not spy on it, would it still be an email?'